Friday, April 18, 2014

Weird Crime: When Zombie Helicopter Parents Attack




Detroit, Michigan

On April 14, 2014, 34-year-old Keron Wilson arrived at Cooke Elementary School for what promised to be a tense meeting. He'd just learned that his child was not going to be allowed on a school field trip and demanded the school provide their reasoning for the exclusion.

The school's principal, Phillip Van Hooks, agreed to meet and gave him the reason...which none of the incident reports have revealed. It must have been something pretty good, though, because Keron responded by punching Van Hooks in the forehead.

This should have been more than enough for Keron to make his feelings about the decision known. Just in case his displeasure wasn't clear, however, he also bit Van Hooks on the forearm. He was later arrested and charged with aggravated assault.

Keron Wilson was scheduled to be arraigned on April 17, but as today, no record of his criminal misdeeds within the Wayne County court system database...except his two prior busts for drug dealing/possession.



Let's hope he didn't eat the prosecutor.



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