Saturday, August 24, 2013

Weird Crime: When Mothers (and Stun Guns) Get Involved



St. Bernard, Louisiana 

On August 18 of 2013, two female teenagers got into an altercation about one talking to the other's friend. If you've spent any amount around kids that age or watched the movie 'Mean Girls', than you know that this isn't something out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary, however, is when things escalate to the point where one of the teens' mothers took it.

34-year-old Tammy Chalette (the mother of the one of the parties involved) showed up at the school the two feuding children attended (Chalmette High School) on the morning of Thursday, August 22. She claims to have just been walking her daughter to class, but the motivation for (and fortitude to carry out) an ulterior motivation was definitely there.

According to Miller, her daughter's adversary began shouting at them as they walked through the gym. Miller then approached the girl, took out a stun gun, and discharged it.

Unfortunately for Miller, the gun apparently did not work. School officials (and probably a couple of gym teachers) immediately separated the pair and called in the police.

Okay, first of all, we're going to break tradition a little bit for this one. Instead of putting the mugshot at the end of the article, it's going right here.




A few observations:

1.) I think I might be in love.

2.) Even though it's just a picture, those eye's make me feel like I'm in huge trouble for something.

3.) That definitely looks like a woman named Tammy...and someone who would totally bring a stun gun into a high school to attack her daughter's enemies with.

I desperately want to believe that this smoking hot mom was simply defending her daughter's honor, but that might not be the case. According to the (almost) victim, she had previously been on the receiving end of Tammy's daughter's fist and some threatening phone calls made by Tammy herself.

If any part of that is true, than Tammy's hot:crazy ratio probably tips into the area of full on aversion.


Preach it, Barney

Tammy also claimed that she kept the stun gun with her due to working in New Orlean's French Quarter. Now I'm not saying that there aren't plenty of respectable/clean jobs there, but they probably are not held by women that would attack a 16-year-old with a stun gun in a high school gym.

Tammy Miller was arrested and charged with aggravated assault. She was released on $3,500 bond the next day. 


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